Saturday, October 02, 2010

Hotel Amenities

Just took a shower and used the "Soothing Massage Bar." Was disappointed that the bar did not massage me. I had to massage myself, and though I could use that bar to do that it was really just soap and it wasn't a massage I was just washing. I remember back when I was in advertising working on a kind of soap called Coast, that we were never allowed to say that our soap was "refreshing." Somebody who decides these kinds of things (and I do not know who that is) decided that it is the shower that's refreshing, not the soap. So we always had to say things like "a refreshing Coast shower." What do you expect from an industry where "Better" is better than "Best?"

I guess those rules don't apply to hotel amenities.

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