Buttoned up

I am dreadfully sick of people asking me how I feel and even more tired of talking about how I feel, so rather than just be rude to everyone (though that sounds entertaining, come to think of it, and people would excuse me because "Poor Frank, he's not feeling well and that's why he's being rude," so it's a win-win) I'm going to just wear a button that says "Don't Ask," and for school I'll have another one that says, "Oy, Don't Ask."