Friday, August 26, 2011

Chatting with the service guys

Me: If I drain the pool too much I'm going to flood my neighbor's yard.
Rich the Pool Guy: Frank, we're all sharing water this weekend.

Me: This dogwood tree is old and everyone tells us it's declining and we should take it out.
Dean the Tree Guy: Well, I'm declining too but nobody's taking me out.

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