For those who don't have time to really focus on the Olympics, here is a description of everything that's been happening in the Winter Olympic events from the athlete's point of view:
1. I can get there faster than you can
2. I can go higher and/or farther than you can
3. I can propel this thing closer to a chosen spot than you can
4. I can put this thing in a chosen spot more times than you can within the allotted time
5. The judges like me more than they like you and they think what I do is better than what you do (or my team gave them better presents or both)
Actually, if you add.
6. I can throw this thing further than you, and
7. I can beat you up
you pretty much all sports, except of course, for baseball, which is why baseball is the best sport.
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