Cheer up, Eagles fans!

Here are some bad things that have not happened to the Eagles this year:

1. Not a single player has spontaneously combusted on national television.
2. There is no proof that Jim Johnson has actually rolled over in his grave.
3. They have not had an entire game of coming up a yard short of the first down.
4. No Eagles quarterback has been sacked by his own team. At least not on purpose.
5. They have not given up a touchdown on a fair catch
6. They have not tripped an opposing player running down the sideline
7. No Eagles quarterback has pretended to have a concussion just to avoid having to take another snap behind their offensive line. Oh, wait...
8. They have never been caught with too many time outs at the end of the half.
9. Nobody has come down with "turf toe."
10. They didn't get the city to pay for a brand new stadium and then trade away all their expensive players and pocket the difference
11. Andy Reid hasn't yet said that whatever's wrong with them can't be fixed.