Just one more reason why being an adult is way more awesome than being a kid

You get to have serious conversations about whether you prefer the new dishwasher to the old one and why. For example,

"I really like the arrangement of the new dishwasher racks."

"I like the way the bottom rack works, but there's only room for 15 glasses on the top rack and that's not enough."

"Yeah, but I like the silverware holder being along the side instead of being in the middle."

"And it does get the dishes really clean."

Powerful stuff, yes?

Another great thing is that because you've lived so much longer, you can have a mess that you've left in a place for 5 years or more, almost waiting for someone to say something about it.

Pretty impressive, isn't it?