Disappointing

I just cleaned my car in preparation for the long drive to grandma's house. I don't clean my car very often, so when I do I like to approach it like an archaeological dig, looking for clues about the past. This time, however, it was devoid of interest. Just 16 partially to completely empty beverage bottle, 2 umbrellas, a few receipts and a bunch of Jelly Belly's. What does this say about my life?