Greetings of the Season

One of my favorite things about Halloween is that you get to see ads containing the word, "Spooktacular."

In fact, I will personally eschew using the actual word and use only "spooktacular" between now and November 1.

Any more advertising speak I ought to be incorporating into my vernacular?

And speaking of ads, is there any other baseball fan out there who is ready to tear down every DirecTV dish they see until they stop running that "Poltergeist" commercial. It's on 3-5 times, every single game. Ugh! Don't buy the media if you don't have enough material to run. Even a clever concept gets tired if you beat people over the head with it.