Monday, May 05, 2008

Yankee Stadium

I was at the Yankee game yesterday and I have a few observations.

1. Yankee Stadium is a shrine and they should never even dream of tearing it down.

2. Yankee Stadium is a dump and the sooner they demolish it, the better.

3. You can buy a beer that costs $12.50 at Yankee Stadium.

4. They really ought to have somebody there selling sunscreen. The weather was much sunnier than predicted and I got toasted.

5. Apparently, it's not important that you be able to walk all the way around the stadium at the end of the game. It's preferable to have a fence in the middle so that if you try to walk from the first base side to the third base side you find yourself crushed into a dead end.

6. New Yorkers can whine about almost anything.

7. You can move away from New York for 20 years and still remember how to work your way through a crowd around the stadium and in the subway.

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