Izzard

"Flies and locusts I understand, but frogs? Frogs are not a plague. They're just too many frogs."

"Why does 'Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's ox' make it into the top 10 laws of the world? What's wrong with that? You see that ox over there? I'm not going to kill it. I'm not going to steal it. I just really, really want it."