How come nobody cares about my fake dead girlfriends? In fact, all of my fake friends, and even my fake acquaintances are dead. Don't I deserve a little sympathy too, knowing that all of those fake people who actually meant nothing to me because they didn't exist are gone forever? People (and I'm talking about actual people here) are so cruel. That's why fake friends are better. Plus you can just kill them and apparently nobody cares unless you're a famous football player.
Seriously though, I remember a long time ago some friends were visiting with their kids and we got a call after they'd left to report that their daughter had accidentally left her imaginary friend here.
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