Well now that Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh Jennings (I hope their kids don't get married because that would be a hyphenator's nightmare) have redeemed themselves for not winning any Olympic medals in the last 4 years, it's time to get it out in the open. I've heard that for all their public lovey-dovey posturing they're actually the Kaiser Soze's of the volleyball world, and they win all their matches because the other teams are terrified that something awful will happen to them or their families.
The same source, by the way, told me that Mitt Romney actually paid LOTS of taxes in the past 10 years- so much so that he won't release the returns to avoid embarrassing himself in front of his rich, tax-evading friends.
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