The Global War on Fun continues

A friend sent me this schedule that they got from an actual school in the Philadelphia area. Somebody needs to take the entire baby boom generation and give them a proverbial dope-slap.

Senior Prom Schedule

Saturday, Month Date, Downtown Hotel

Senior parents: Here are some general details on this year's senior prom. Please contact Principal if you have any questions or concerns. 5:30 pm  Arrive at school to drop off bags for Post-Prom Party5:30-6:30 pm  Families are invited to take pictures of their seniors, friends and faculty.6:30 pm  Bus departs for the Prom at Hotel7:00-11:00 pm  Seniors at Hotel for dinner and dancing. A professional photographer will be present; payment is made at the prom.11:45 pm  Students arrive at the Designated Location via bus for the after-prom.5:00 am  Students depart Designated Location by bus.5:30 am  Students arrive at school.

I know, I know, we want to avoid drinking and drugs and DUI. And at what point are we going to trust the kids? When they're in college? Are you serious? I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I find this personally offensive.