Like using the Magic 8 Ball

I just heard a great commercial. It starts simply, "Ask Sherwin Williams," (which is of course the Sherwin Williams Paint slogan). And then this lady says, "Should I have a party this weekend?" The answer was, "Yes...(long pause)...a painting party!" At this point I was laughing to hard to listen to the rest, but the last line was something like, "Ask Sherwin Williams,... anything!" Of course, whatever you ask them, the answer will involve paint.

I really wish I could use some consistent principle like that to answer all questions.