Random

Adults are famously stupid about kids. I can go on and on about how kids are so busy texting and IMing and listening to their iPods while they're doing 3 other things that they're not aware of the world around them. Back in my day, we didn't need all these distractions to be completely oblivious. And that makes us superior. Or it doesn't.

I'm guessing it's like this because people who read the food section of the newspaper tend to be older women, but do really think even they want to see ads for varicose vein removal in next to the recipe for chicken satay?

Watching a dog show on TV, the announcers are always talking about how the dogs give back to the community. I think my dog needs to be more socially responsible. Mostly all she does is bark at squirrels, which does have some value I suppose. I could swear I heard the guy say that one of the dogs in the show helps kids learn to read. How cool is that?